BirthControl is a new app that seamlessly blocks all baby-related updates from your Facebook newsfeed.
HOW IT WORKS:
1. BirthControl’s textual analysis algorithm flags posts for review by checking post comments against a patent-pending blacklist.
cute, too cute, such a little angel, aw, aww, awww, so adorable, cutie-patootie, just like his/her father/mother, ...
2. Simultaneously, photos sent to your newsfeed are subjected to our RU-four-eighty-a-baby image recognition technology to determine their similarity to a canonical representative.
MATCH
MATCH
MATCH
NO MATCH
NO MATCH
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3. The FidoFilter performs one last check to ensure that no puppies or kittens have been mistakenly flagged. BirthControl will not remove any pictures of pets or wild animals from your newsfeed.
Jonny Doughboy
OK:
NOT OK:
WARNING: The use of anti-virus software may diminish the effectiveness of BirthControl.
Allowing BirthControl access will let it pull your profile information, photos, friends’ info, and the last remaining bits of your soul.